{"id":990,"date":"2014-02-26T15:55:46","date_gmt":"2014-02-26T14:55:46","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.venco.com.pl\/~cozy\/blog\/?p=990"},"modified":"2014-02-26T15:55:46","modified_gmt":"2014-02-26T14:55:46","slug":"dowcipy-muzyczne","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/u239160.webh.me\/jakisproblem.pl\/index.php\/2014\/02\/26\/dowcipy-muzyczne\/","title":{"rendered":"Dowcipy muzyczne"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Zesp\u00f3l zrobi\u0142 pr\u00f3b\u0119 z wokalistk\u0105&#8230;<br \/>\nPo pr\u00f3bie kapelmistrz zebra\u0142 muzyk\u00f3w i m\u00f3wi:<br \/>\n&#8211; Panowie\u00a04 pierwsze takty obni\u017camy o p\u00f3l tonu,6 kolejnych zmieniamy na 3\/4, kolejne 2 ca\u0142y ton wy\u017cej, 7 nast\u0119pnych na 5\/4&#8230;..<br \/>\ni\u00a0tak przerobili ca\u0142\u0105 piosenk\u0119&#8230;Przychodzi wokalistka i pyta:<br \/>\n&#8211; No\u00a0dobrze, a ja co?<br \/>\n&#8211; Nie, nie. Pani \u015bpiewa tak jak na pr\u00f3bie.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p class=\"excerpt\">Zesp\u00f3l zrobi\u0142 pr\u00f3b\u0119 z wokalistk\u0105&#8230; Po pr\u00f3bie kapelmistrz zebra\u0142 muzyk\u00f3w i m\u00f3wi: &#8211; Panowie\u00a04 pierwsze takty obni\u017camy o p\u00f3l tonu,6 kolejnych zmieniamy na 3\/4, kolejne 2 ca\u0142y ton wy\u017cej, 7 nast\u0119pnych na 5\/4&#8230;.. i\u00a0tak przerobili ca\u0142\u0105 piosenk\u0119&#8230;Przychodzi wokalistka i pyta: &#8211; No\u00a0dobrze, a ja co? &#8211; Nie, nie. Pani \u015bpiewa tak jak na pr\u00f3bie.<\/p>\n<p class=\"more-link-p\"><a class=\"more-link\" href=\"http:\/\/u239160.webh.me\/jakisproblem.pl\/index.php\/2014\/02\/26\/dowcipy-muzyczne\/\">Read more &rarr;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[9],"class_list":["post-990","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-bez-kategorii","tag-rozne"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/u239160.webh.me\/jakisproblem.pl\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/990","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/u239160.webh.me\/jakisproblem.pl\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/u239160.webh.me\/jakisproblem.pl\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/u239160.webh.me\/jakisproblem.pl\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/u239160.webh.me\/jakisproblem.pl\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=990"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/u239160.webh.me\/jakisproblem.pl\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/990\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/u239160.webh.me\/jakisproblem.pl\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=990"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/u239160.webh.me\/jakisproblem.pl\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=990"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/u239160.webh.me\/jakisproblem.pl\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=990"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}