„Yesterday”<\/b><\/p>\n
Yesterday,
\nAll those backups seemed a waste of pay.
\nNow my database has gone away.
\nOh I believe in yesterday.<\/p>\n
Suddenly,
\nThere’s not half the files there used to be,
\nAnd there’s a milestone hanging over me
\nThe system crashed so suddenly.<\/p>\n
I pushed something wrong<\/p>\n
What it was I could not say.
\nNow all my data’s gone
\nand I long for yesterday-ay-ay-ay.<\/p>\n
Yesterday,
\nThe need for back-ups seemed so far away.
\nI knew my data was all here to stay,
\nNow I believe in yesterday.<\/p>\n
===================================<\/p>\n
„Eleanor Rigby”<\/b><\/p>\n
Eleanor Rigby
\nSits at the keyboard
\nAnd waits for a line on the screen
\nLives in a dream<\/p>\n
Waits for a signal
\nFinding some code
\nThat will make the machine do some more.
\nWhat is it for?<\/p>\n
All the lonely users, where do they all come from?
\nAll the lonely users, why does it take so long?<\/p>\n
Guru MacKenzie
\nTyping the lines of a program that no one will run;
\nIsn’t it fun?<\/p>\n
Look at him working,
\nMunching some chips as he waits for the code to compile;
\nIt takes a while…<\/p>\n
All the lonely users, where do they all come from?
\nAll the lonely users, why does it take so long?<\/p>\n
Eleanor Rigby
\nCrashes the system and loses 6 hours of work;
\nFeels like a jerk.<\/p>\n
Guru MacKenzie
\nWiping the crumbs off the keys as he types in the code;
\nNothing will load.<\/p>\n
All the lonely users, where do they all come from?
\nAll the lonely users, why does it take so long?<\/p>\n
===================================<\/p>\n
„Unix Man” („Nowhere Man”)<\/b><\/p>\n
He’s a real UNIX Man
\nSitting in his UNIX LAN
\nMaking all his UNIX plans
\nFor nobody.<\/p>\n
Knows the blocksize from du(1)
\nCares not where \/dev\/null goes to
\nIsn’t he a bit like you
\nAnd me?<\/p>\n
UNIX Man, please listen(2)
\nMy lpd(8) is missin’
\nUNIX Man
\nThe wo-o-o-orld is at(1) your command.<\/p>\n
He’s as wise as he can be
\nUses lex and yacc and C
\nUNIX Man, can you help me at all?<\/p>\n
UNIX Man, don’t worry
\nTest with time(1), don’t hurry
\nUNIX Man
\nThe new kernel boots, just like you had planned.<\/p>\n
He’s a real UNIX Man
\nSitting in his UNIX LAN
\nMaking all his UNIX plans For nobody …
\nMaking all his UNIX plans For nobody.<\/p>\n
==================================<\/p>\n
„Write in C” („Let it Be”)<\/b><\/p>\n
When I find my code in tons of trouble,
\nFriends and colleagues come to me,
\nSpeaking words of wisdom:
\n„Write in C.”<\/p>\n
As the deadline fast approaches,
\nAnd bugs are all that I can see,
\nSomewhere, someone whispers:
\n„Write in C.”<\/p>\n
Write in C, Write in C,
\nWrite in C, oh, Write in C.
\nLOGO’s dead and buried,
\nWrite in C.<\/p>\n
I used to write a lot of FORTRAN,
\nFor science it worked flawlessly.
\nTry using it for graphics!
\nWrite in C.<\/p>\n
If you’ve just spent nearly 30 hours,
\nDebugging some assembly,
\nSoon you will be glad to
\nWrite in C.<\/p>\n
Write in C, Write in C,
\nWrite in C, yeah, Write in C.<\/p>\n
BASIC’s not the answer.
\nWrite in C.
\nWrite in C, Write in C
\nWrite in C, oh, Write in C.<\/p>\n
Pascal won’t quite cut it.
\nWrite in C.<\/p>\n
=========================<\/p>\n
„Something”<\/b><\/p>\n
Something in the way it fails,
\nDefies the algorithm’s logic!
\nSomething in the way it coredumps…<\/p>\n
I don’t want to leave it now
\nI’ll fix this problem somehow<\/p>\n
Somewhere in the memory I know,
\nA pointer’s got to be corrupted.
\nStepping in the debugger will show me…<\/p>\n
I don’t want to leave it now
\nI’m too close to leave it now<\/p>\n
You’re asking me can this code go?
\nI don’t know, I don’t know…
\nWhat sequence causes it to blow?
\nI don’t know, I don’t know…<\/p>\n
Something in the initializing code?
\nAnd all I have to do is think of it!
\nSomething in the listing will show me…<\/p>\n
I don’t want to leave it now
\nI’ll fix this tonight I vow!<\/p>\n
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